Don’t forgot lesia jones’s Patented positions  
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She just discovered that by turning it upside down, there are actually more than 20 000 positions to learn.

@Background Pony  

That looks like it’s supposed to be the front cover of the book, but if you turn it right side up, it’s actually the back cover. Someone goofed.
 
@TheLoneLampman  
,,˙sǝɹıdɯn ǝɥʇ llɐ ʇoƃ ǝʌ,I ʇnq,, ’lıʌǝp ǝɥʇ pǝıldǝɹ ,,’ʍouʞ I,,
 
,,˙sɹǝʎɐld ǝɥʇ llɐ ʇoƃ ǝʌ,I,, ˙pǝʇɐʇs ʎɥʇɹɐƆɔW ,,’ǝɯ ʇsuıɐƃɐ ǝɔuɐɥɔ ɐ puɐʇs ʇ,uop noʎ ʇnq,, ˙ǝɯɐƃ ɐ ʎɐld oʇ ǝʞıl p,ǝɥ ɟı ǝoſ ƃuıʞsɐ pǝllɐɔ lıʌǝp ǝɥʇ ’ɯɐǝʇ sıɥ ƃuısooɥɔ pǝɥsıuıɟ ǝɥ sɐ ʇsnſ
 
˙ɯıɥ ɹoɟ ʎɐld oʇ ƃuıʇuɐʍ ǝuıƃɐɯı ʎlqıssod plnoɔ ǝɥ ǝslǝ ǝuoʎuɐ puɐ ’oıƃƃɐWıp ǝoſ ’ƃuno⅄ ʎƆ ’ƃıɹɥǝפ no˥ ’ɥʇnɹ ǝqɐq ’ɯoɹɟ ǝsooɥɔ oʇ uǝʌɐǝH uı ǝɹǝʍ sɹǝʎɐld llɐqǝsɐq ʇsǝʇɐǝɹƃ ǝɥʇ llɐ ǝǝs oʇ pǝʇɥƃılǝp sɐʍ ǝH ˙ɯɐǝʇ llɐqǝsɐq ɐ ǝlqɯǝssɐ oʇ ploʇ sɐʍ ǝɥ ǝɹǝɥʍ ’uǝʌɐǝH oʇ ǝuoƃ puɐ pǝıp pɐɥ ǝɥ ’ʇı uI ˙pɐɥ ǝɥ pıɐs ǝɥ ɯɐǝɹp ɐ ɟo llǝʇ oʇ pǝsn ’ɹǝƃɐuɐɯ llɐqǝsɐq ʇɐǝɹƃ ǝɥʇ ‘ʎɥʇɹɐƆɔW ǝoſ
 
(It’s an imperfect test, I know…)

@Background Pony  
Illiteracy will not protect you from Molestia.

@TheLoneLampman  
Sucks.

@PrisonedMuffin  
Sorry, my sense of humor right now is close to zip; it’s been a very shitty week, on site and off.

@TheLoneLampman  
I was joking, dude. But that’s cool.

@PrisonedMuffin  
I don’t think I really can without you being able to see me and what I’m reading at the same time, but really it’s not that difficult to do.

@FanOfMostEverything  
She doesn’t seem to even be reading it. It doesn’t even seem she even knows how to hold a book, let alone read it.

Those aren’t socks; they’re latex gloves. It’s a precaution anyone should take when handling a book with Molestia on the cover.

@TheLoneLampman  
 
Prove it.

@PrisonedMuffin  
Right, you have to “read” those, right.

@PrisonedMuffin  
I can read upside down just fine…

@Jaymon  
You can’t read a book upside down. Therefore, Derpy is illiterate.

@PrisonedMuffin  
She has wings, will it matter in the air?

Maybe she should try turning it upside down. I dunno if she’s stupid here, or she can actually read an upside down book.

I wouldn’t be surprised if she thought she was reading a book about basket weaving.

It’s gonna be a weird, yet pleasurable, night for the Doctor.