Of course Discord told me about the Mane Six ponies’ balls and how I should go suck on them everynight.

March  
8(x)  
7(y)  
I am at a crossroads here

Chrysalis and I build a time machine, then use it to make Lightening Dust not exist.

nooooooo the rock got poisoned

Me and Bon Bon video tape Cadence clopping to pics of Pinkie Pie… seems legit

I have to save Spike from monster Sombra, because Molly changed him into a monster.
 
HOW WILL I EVEN DO THAT!?

Apple Bloom and Scootaloo cause Chrysalis to cry. And umm…how do they do that?
 
Ah, whatever. joins the teasing

Sunset Shimmer sets up a TV show wherein my life is videotaped (unbeknownst to me). My choices for lover/comedy relief friend are Luna or AJ.
 
Sunset, you aren’t being a very good villain, are you? Because this is the best birthday ever.

Derpy challenges me to a lightsaber duel. Derpy wins, but she spares my life.

me and Discord fly kites on the beach good time i had with a villain who turned good

A sleepwalking Pinkie Pie is about to walk into a volcano. Pfft. She’ll be fine. I’ll err on the side of caution, anyway, because Maud is a pony whose wrath is to be feared.

@Background Pony #E0F7  
Blue lust there’s your movie title

XD  
So, I got  
“Me and Lightning dust take a video of Queen Chrysalis clopping to pictures of Prince Blue Blood.”

Applebloom turned chrysalis into a monster and then she attacks lightning dust do i save lightning dust? Pfft no

Molly turned into a monster by Sombra and attacks Rarity.
 
This has the makings of a decent fanfic

sleepwalking luna about to fall into valacano?
 
just not possible, but yes, i would save her

Me and pinkie pie video tape spike clopping to Bon Bon not well going on YouTube now Lol

Finally something good happens to me : D
 
Pinkie Pie climbs onto my bed everynight and says naughty things to me while purring

I accidentally walk in on bathroom while Luna is using the bathroom.
 
Oops!.. Can I join?

Rarity is turned into a (tentacle) monster by Princess Molestia and attacks Spitfire and Rainbow Dash. FUCK HELPING, I’M RECORDING THIS!

{Dec. 23}  
I think the situation will level out on it’s own somehow. Somehow…

@Background Pony  
Lol Spike is important for the whole of Equestria

@jukofux  
But that means poor Twilight’s on her own.
 
That would also mean:  
She’s not gonna get Celestia’s attention (Since the giant Spike was the thing that attracted Celestia)
 
She won’t be Celestia’s protege
 
Somepony else will be sent into Ponyville & die at the hands of Nightmare Moon (They beat her but at the cost of their lives)
 
She won’t be there with the others when the Parasprite swarm arrives, devestating the food supply & starving the town
 
Trixie would just pass on through the town rather then be devestated and swear revenge
 
Discord would arrive and cause chaos that devestates Equestria (And requires Celestia’s & Luna’s combined magic to seal him away again while sacrificing their own lives)
 
Queen Chrysalis would take over Canterlot and suck the love out of everypony there (Except Twilight’s family & her since they moved out)
 
The Crystal Empire would be controlled by Sombra and begins his plans of world conquest.
 
…holy crap, I just made a “Turn Left” reference…

June 23… hahaha… MWAHAHAHA! Me and Sombra go on cross-time adventures and cause Spike to never be born.

December 27th. Twilight Sparkle is turned into a monster by Rainbow Dash and attacks Silver Spoon. Seems like a simple enough scenario.
 
First off, I have Silver Spoon swear off causing mischief to the CMC. When she does, I beat Twilight Sparkle to about an inch of her life. Then, I bring Rainbow Dash to her. Rainbow Dash cries on Twilight, the swiss-army tears change Twilight back.