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raw19
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

I Open at the Close
Sure! So long as you don’t kill me when i’m not looking and declare it was a happy ending for you two.
 
…..gets nervous when they start whistling innocently
wandering wastrel

Unfortunately, Aloe and Loutus are existentialists, and to them the only real happy ending is a quick death. They get the ingredients for their beauty treatments from the festering remains of all those who opt for the “happy ending”.
Randomosaur
Duck - Like the movies Birds, but with just ducks. Ducks everywhere.
Thread Starter - Person Above You

@Goldenpwny  
It should be the premise for a short film.
 
A guy is receiving sexy massage from two Asian hotties in lingerie, and asks for a happy ending. He gives them 100 dollars, and they read him a princess story with a happy ending. Feeling scammed, he contacts his lawyer, who happens to be a member of the Westboro Baptist Church. Hilarity insues.
Goldenpwny

Brony: O///O “S-sure”  
– 15 minutes later –  
Spa Twins: “… and the princess lived happily ever after. The End. That’ll be 60 bits please.”
Background Pony #BCEC
We’re going to Friendly’s? I’m not supposed to have ice cream sundaes anymore.