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She’s not Canadian, but wishes all the awesome Canadians an awesome day!
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OH GOD YES. Someone make it happen!
Canada is a pancreas?
And hey, Canaders may have invented the snow blower, but Alaskers invented the snow machine.
…Oh, no, wait, my mistake– they just invented the idiotic affectation of calling snowmobiles “snow machines”. Carry on.
-Ice hockey originated from field hockey which was invented in Britain.
-The NHL was invented in the USA.
-Canadian bacon is the American name for back bacon and smoked ham, both of which have been around since the middle ages.
-Maple syrup was invented by the Natives long before the land was ever Canada.
0/10 on your Canadian History Test, young man.
However, Canada did invent: The telephone and walkie-talkie, standard time, the 56k modem, the video camera, the snow blower (No surprise there), table hockey, insulin, and the egg carton.
No, she’s the Canada of the princesses because the very first thing out of her mouth was an apology: “I’m so sorry!”
Also Canadians can dreamwalk.
Pfft. Thanks nonetheless.
Happy Canadian Independence Day!Richmond.
like the us in the u.s. got
chicken and waffles
pancake and poutine for everyone
Boston? BOSTON?
““Nice hustle, tons of fun! Next time eat a salad.[](http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/ac/Scout_dominationhvy08.wav?t=20100625232641)
Rarity: “A salad, Darling?”
I love you.
Also, Gamer Luna is dumb
Oh I wish I was back,
In ole canada,
A land which I never shall lampoon,
How I pine for the ice covering Lake Manitoba,
And the beauty that is Saskatchewan
Oh I wish I was stuck in the hills of Alberta,
Stuck with some big dumb drunk guy trapping fur,
As he scraped and he chiseled all the moose dung off his boots,
I would learn that he’s the prime minister.
Oh, I wish I was in the land that gave us Peter Jennings,
Alanis Morissette, Mike Myers, too!
No I take that back,
I wouldn’t go there even if you paid me!
Oh Canada you are a place I must eschew
Oh, I wish I was blowing up Prince Edward Island,
And going on to bomb Ontario, heh heh!
The destruction of Canada and all of its culture,
Is by far my fav-o-rite scenario!
Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border
With countries far superior to it?
Why, you lousy, stinking, francophonic, bacon-loving bastards,
Your country’s just a giant piece of sh-
Don’t forget the M1 Garand, designed by a Canadian.
Oh Canada
Our home in native land
True patriot love under all thy sons command
With glowing hearts we see the rise
The true north strong and free
From far and wide
Oh Canada we stand on guard for thee
God keep our land glorious and free
Oh Canada we stand on guard for thee
Oh Canada we stand on guard for thee