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“And this is why we never let Granny Smith imagineer too much.”
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Mayo Jars are stupid. Slowpokes are stupid. Slowpokes are Mayo Jars.
That’s stupid.
Chingling is a bell. Chinchou is a fish.
“Chingling” sounds like a chinese word, “Chinchou” also sounds like a chinese word, so Chingling evolves into Chinchou.
I like you. And your sense of humor.
Let’s be pals.
Karma? who needs that? I broke my toe six times before I got out of bed, but do you see me crying?
No, but they can get you free karma on /r/funny
Can Top Gun hats make you fly?
Fuck that.
Top Gun hats are all the rage.
I was expecting to get rich selling maglev hats.
What, did you expect a degree in troll physics to not troll you?
Dammit. This Troll Physics Degree is worthless!
Actually, if you had enough, you probably could.
Freezers are cold. Ice cubes are cold. Therefore, you can freeze meat with ice cubes.
It worked for Benjamin Franklin.
Computers work on electricity. Lightning is electricity. Therefore, you can charge a laptop battery with a lightning rod in a thunderstorm.
Pfft, things aren’t made of atoms. They’re made of circles. Same thing really.
For example. A rock is exactly the same as a chicken nugget.
food is made of atoms. Rocks are made of atoms. Therefore, you can eat rocks.
Hey, if it works for Sonic…
No shirt, no shoes, no service. Note they did not mention pants by name. :D
Pants are clothes. Socks are clothes. Therefore, you can’t get arrested for streaking if you’re wearing socks.
Chalk up another one for science.