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Alright. Episode 1:
 
Well it starts off with Trixie reading a letter from herself, because Trixie is a strong independent pony who don’t need no princess. So it’s more like a list of things not to forget about. One of them was go to Ponyville for… something about busting up a spacebear or something, Trixie can’t remember. Anyway there’s free food involved so that’s good enough.
 
Trixie finds her new home to be a library made out of a tree. But “living out of a tree” is only the far-reaching dream of a guy who’s never imagined the concept of a shelter more advanced than a cardboard box, so she turns it into a sweet-ass mansion instead, because Wizard! And she keeps the books. Because Wizard.
 
Notably absent from all this is any kind of purple dragon, because seriously. Instead, the role of the assistant is filled by Trixie’s hat. It’s just about as helpful as Spike, but doesn’t talk. Trixie is loud enough for two!
 
While wandering around looking for people to show off her amazingness to, she comes across Applejack and her extended family. They offer her loads of apple-related food! Trixie, who wouldwould never decline a perfectly good gift (because… er, she’s “acknowleding the family’s generosity” or something), puts them half-way to out of business by the end of the day. Applejack is such a silly pony! …that’s her stick in this show. She’s a silly pony. The role of the hardworking girl is taken by Trixie.
 
Then she comes across Rainbow Dash. Where, despite having no wings or flying ability whatsoever, beats Rainbow Dash in a race around Cloudsdale in what would most definitely be an amazing, ingenious, and awe-inspiring way that some would call “pretty sweet”. If this wasn’t a text based summary you could actually get to see it. Too bad.
 
Then Trixie meets Rarity. At this point the creators went way over budget because of that kick-ass Rainbow Dash race, so Trixie just punches Rarity in the face and leaves.
 
Next, Trixie meets with Fluttershy. And punches her in the face. It’s not because of budget constraints or anything, that’s just the short version of every Trixie-meets-Fluttershy fanfic out there.
 
When Trixie arrives home, she finds that Pinkie Pie has thrown her a party right outside her mansion. Outside, of course, because she obviously locked her house when she went out. I mean, what idiot wouldn’t? Anyway it was a pretty great party all around. Mostly because if there’s one thing Trixie loves most it’s being in the center of a party! Pinkie Pie became Trixie’s best friend because of that, for all of five minutes before Trixie remembered where she put her hat.
 
Eventually, something something space pony appears. It’s not a spacebear. Trixie-from-the-past lied to her! Anyway, she showed up in the middle of pretty much every pony in the entire town, so she was zapped by 1/3 a village full of magic-users and was totally vanquished into the Everfree Forest or something, nobody cares because she turns up for like one episode a season. Trixie takes credit- I mean, Trixie was obviously the most important part of the fight!
 
 
There’s probably something else about Trixie being a robot or something, because all my stories seem to involve Trixie being a robot.
 

 
In Episode 2, Trixie finds a way to clone herself!

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To be honest, I would like to see where this goes.

I think that somebody needs to go to bed