@FanOfMostEverything
 
What?
 
You most certainly will not attempt to eat the STRANGE CREATURE in front of you! It is far too lime-green and fuzzy to possibly be edible.
 
Come to think of it, you’re HERBIVOROUS and shouldn’t really be eating eggs anyway, even THE REGULAR KIND. You guess their role are a necessary ingredient in CAKE means that your universe becoming more SCIENTIFICALLY RIGOROUS would destroy the livelihood of your MOST ANNOYING BEST FRIEND, though, so you LET IT SLIDE. For now, at least.
 
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>TS: You are the Problem Sleuth. It’s you.

>TS: Attempt to eat Eggs