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Sound the overused joke alarms!
WEEE OOO WEE OO
Man, I love that I used to make a living as a thief.
This has not been my day at al-
is tackled by a team of spec ops soldiers, put on trial for treason
Again.
(knocks him out and takes the money AND puts a kick me sign on his back)
Goddammit. Now I’m going to have to use a lunch box with a bunch of wires sticking out of it and hope that world leaders are too stupid to know the difference.
two hours later
Well that was depressingly easy.
(knocks him out and takes his plans)
…
The device is a doomsday machine. I’m going to use it to threaten the world governments into giving me a big pile of cash to fund my “flee from my horrible crimes against nature to another dimension” plan.
Ok, then I guess I need to find something else evil huh?
Ya, the law it states on it is only for then not to be removed before the sale and delivery oto the final consumer, so if you remove it when it’s in the store you brake the law, but if it’s in someone’s house it’s fine.
I … I can?
You can do that, after the bed has been sold from the mattress/furniture store.
That would be cool but after awhile I may use it for evil… Like ripping tags off of bed
The CMC are bloody annoying - knowing I’ll never have to deal with them in person is a relief.
Except Scootaloo.
I will never do anything with Scootaloo.
Is sad.