Introducing Peg-assist ! The first transdimensional ride-service! Simply dial up the company incantation, and one of our many exquisite mares will be by your side in moments; totally pacified, jubilant and loyal to even the gentlest tug of their reigns! Once you’ve completed your ride, they’ll be sent back to their human life shortly after they left, none the wiser and paid handsomely!
(The amount of time people run the meter up for is absurd.)