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Avaunt! What affront didst thou just proclaimest against my honour, foul knave? I would that thou knowest I was knighted by King Richard the Lionheart himself, and I’ve taken part in numerous holy Crusades against the Saracen dogs, and I have slain over 300 heathens. I am trained in siege warfare and I’m the fairest knight in the entire kingdom. Thou’rt nothing to me, merely another knave. I shall smite thee with precision the likes of which has never been witnessed before in all of Christendom, markest my damned words. Thou believest thou wouldst escape retribution for such honourless words over the Internet? Methinks not, peasant. As we speaketh now I am contacting my secret network of spies across the whole of England and word of thy whereabouts is being delivered to me at this very moment so thou shouldst preparest for the storm, knave. The storm that purges Christendom of the pathetic thing thou callest an existence. Thou’rt already passed, peasant. I can be anywhere, at any time, and I can slay thee in over seven hundred ways, and that’s merely with the hilt of my sword. Not only am I extensively trained in swordsmanship, but I have access to the entire serjeanty of my lord King Richard and I will use it to its fullest extent to purge thy wretched soul from the face of the continent, foul knave. If only thou couldst have known what holy retribution thy wretched “clever” comment wouldst bring down upon thee, perhaps thou wouldst have held thy serpent tongue. But thou couldst not, thou didst not, and now thy blood shall be recompense for my dishonour, wretched villain. I shall rain fury from the heavens and thou shalt drown in it. Thou’rt already passed, peasant.
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Wow. Somebody a bit intimidated or what
why? I got what I expected
such strong words for someone behind a computer screen and totally not knowing him at all irl most likely
try harder