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“NO SERIOUSLY 30’S AND 31’S ALL ACROSS THE BOARD, MAN! ADAMANT NATURE HE’S FUCKING AMAZING!!!”
“Dude, it’s a Rattata. WHO CARES? And wait, are you lighting up a blunt over there?”
“Huffing paint mixed with bath salts, dude! It gets me and Rattata in peak fucking condition! SEWING MACHINE!!!”
“Dude, it’s a Rattata. WHO CARES? And wait, are you lighting up a blunt over there?”
“Huffing paint mixed with bath salts, dude! It gets me and Rattata in peak fucking condition! SEWING MACHINE!!!”
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YOU’RE NOT WEARING SHORTS!!! HAVE AT THEE!!!
Actually, it’s much MUCH worse in the Emerald Version Battle Frontier, where the dialogue gets so unrealistic and stilted that it actually kind of gives me the heebie jeebies.
A fact which makes my “Joey needs to lay off the narcotics” idea all the more relevant. XD
Shit is SO not Kleenex.
Not but seriously screw that kid. Even when the damn thing evolves to a Raticate he still calls you to tell you about his Rattata.
Number 2, of course! He’s kind of like Brock in that he can tell subtle differences in his Venonats on sight. XD
Which one of the four Venonats that he owns would he be talking about anyway?
It makes even less sense if you’re playing the game at night. “Dude, dude! I know it’s 3:00 in the morning and you’ve been traversing the country on foot for two solid weeks, but MY VENONAT IS SO FUCKING FUZZY!”
I don’t care that you’re X has really grown.
I don’t care how close you were to catching X.
I don’t care that you beat a battle using x because you had a type advantage.
Unless you’re calling me to re-battle so I take more of your money to buy lemonade and Ultra balls, I don’t care.
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BRINGBRING
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