Background Human
CHS, Class of 20XX
A “random nonland Magic card name”? Even by silver-border standards, that is messed up.
I guess you can use Gatherer or Scryfall to roll a random card, but that may have some issues if it’s weighted by printings rather than Oracle names. (Better than trying to write your own randomizer, I guess.)
Bonus points if you roll one of the variant cards from Unstable.