@Background Pony  
they’re space drawfs is cool
 
shut up kazon you’re so lame the Borg won’t assimilate you
 
the Borg assimilate tribbles

What? I’m sorry, but I can’t hear you over the sound of that cabbage growing on your head.

 

Please excuse me. I’m just going to go over here and laugh myself hoarse.

Meh, go watch SF Debris’ (The show me and TheAbrigenator keep yammering about) reviews of the first two seasons of Voyager to see why the Kazons sucked

@Background Pony  
WHY DOES NOBODY FEAR DA KAZON? D:

Oh, I’m sooooooooooooooo scared.

@ImperatorZor  
Come to think of it, why weren’t the Vidiians the main boogieman of Voyager? They were legitimately powerful, legitimately terrifying, and were actually capable of generating their own damn water! XD

Who cares what the Kazons want. They were a shit villain. The best they could aspire to be was a cheap knockoff of the Klingons. Even the Borg, who would Assimilate TALAXIANS would not bother with you because you would only degrade the collective. The only reason why the Viidians have not done the universe the favor of harvested your retarded species into extinction is that dying a horrible Phage related death is preferable to befouling one’s body, even if it is ravaged by disease, with worthless kazon organs and possibly taking on even a tiny fraction of Kazon suckness.

@crazylee  
L.A. Street gangs, actually. Which makes even less sense unless Berman and Braga think that Grand Theft Auto cheat codes are how the world works.

I can’t believe people remember the Kazon… most nonthreatening species in the galaxy.
 
Weren’t they supposed to be the arab desert nomads of the galaxy?

@Background Pony  
Which one? Cuz they kept going with the Kazon for two solid seasons.
 
Granted, not being able to determine the blindingly obvious seems to be Voyager’s niche.

As threatening as the Ferenghi in the first season of TNG.
 
…Thank GOD they dropped them fast.

@Background Pony  
True story, when I saw the Kazon for the first time I didn’t think it was hair, but some bony crest thing, like that one show Abridgenator keeps yammering about.

@ForegroundPony  
Peta’Qs all over the place. XD

@Background Pony  
Still better than the Kazon.  
Seriously, the hair just freaks me out soooo much.

@Background Pony  
What about the Tellarites?
 

Ugliest species in the franchise.