I LIKE “My Immortal”. It’s horrible, but that is what makes it incredibly funny. And it actually makes sense - I mean, it’s told from Ebony’s perspective and that’s how a nut like her would write, isn’t it?

@Background Pony
 
Could be worse….Trixie could become the pony version of Karen Traviss.

If this makes Trixie the pony version of Rowling, she’s going to be swimming in cash soon.

Trixie’s complete ambivalence to the situation had gone from annoying to infuriating. The blue mare just smiled and laughed as she continued to stack her books. Finally, desperation took hold as I threw open the nearest volume. Sure enough, there was a picture of me, wearing the robes of a black magician and surrounded by monstrous creepers. A speech bubble above my head boldly declared: “WooHoo!!! I’M EVIL” followed by what was probably an unnecessary emoticon.
 
I pounded my hoof against the image to emphasis my frustration with blatantly defamatory portrayal of my character. “Why am I the evil character of the history?” I was near shouting by this point, but she still looked calm; in fact, she had renewed her smile!
 
“Well, you know?” She began in a matter-of-fact tone, oblivious to my anger, “The good histories needs a really bad villain!” I wanted to bring up her role in the most recent subjugation of Ponyville, but she cut me off before I could say anything.
 
“But don’t worry… you don’t will be defeat until the volume 7…” I was about to correct her atrocious grammar, when suddenly the meaning of her words struck me.
 
“Wait… what?” Rage was replaced with shock at this new revelation… still, I had to hear it to believe it. “You are going to write more books?”
 
“Well, of course!” She didn’t elaborate… she didn’t need to. It was clear that Trixie now fancied herself a writer, and nothing I could say would dissuade her from that conclusion. Dejected, I hung my head in defeat, ready to accept my new role as the cracker-box villain in Trixie’s terrible fanfic.

@Mayojar77  
@FlutterLove
 
Thirded. Fifth book was the last good one.

No worst fanfic is anything written by Skysaber/Perfect Lionheart….just read the creeping horror that is My Glided Life.

OK this is getting awkward.  
So here’s a gif that makes no sense.  

@Mayojar77
 
Pfft, My Immortal is amateur hour. The worst fanfic ever written is JLA: Act of God. Because you had to pay to read it!

@Background Pony  
‘My Immortal’ was so bad it actually broke through.

@Mayojar77  
The one I’m talking about is so bad that reality itself took a turn to avoid it.

@Background Pony  
Yours was tame. I could possibly read the fic you’re talking about. ‘My Immortal’ actually causes aneurisms within the first paragraph.

@Mayojar77  
Yo called my mom your mom? Are you my long lost bro?!

@Background Pony  
Dude, I just called your mother the worst fanfiction ever written. Are you sure you can’t come up with anything better than that?

@Mayojar77  
Your mother is written in a cursed ink because normal evaporates from the pages out of shame.

@Mayojar77  
EVERYTHING MAKES NO SENSE!  

@HJSDGCE  
THAT MAKES NO SENSE!

@Background Pony  

@Background Pony  
Your mother is ‘My Immortal’.

@Mayojar77
 
THEY ARE GREAT FANFIC!  
YOU ARE BAD PIE!

@Mayojar77  
Yo momma is soo bad fanfic she permanently reduces IQ of anyone who reads it!

@Background Pony  
YOUR MOTHER!

@Mayojar77  
sides with mayo

@Mayojar77  
YOU ARE BAD FANFIC!

@HJSDGCE  
THE LAST TWO WERE BAD FANFICS!

@Mayojar77
 
Sorcerer’s Stone  
Chamber of Secrets  
Prisoner of Azkaban  
Goblet of Fire  
Order of the Phoenix  
Half Blood Prince  
Deathly Hollows
 
SEVEN. BOOKS. WERE. MADE.