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0:01 Deputy Mare: FINALLLLLYYYYY!!!!!!
0:12 Deputy Mare: ALL RIGHT, THAT’S IT!! THIS IS BULL-WONKEY!! Am I the only one here who isn’t bucking insane on this goldarn planet?!!
Twin Filly: Hey hey, hold your hooves, Deputy! We haven’t even explain—
Deputy Mare: NO! BUCK THIS GAME!! I’m done here!
And you all wanna know something else?! I actually hate all of you hornswogglin’ unicorn hippies of Bridlewood! I only pretended to agree on this race, because I wanted the cut of the prize money, so I can replace the stupid slow fax printer!
🔼BUCK YOU!!!
🔼BUCK YOU!!!
🔼BUCK YOU!!!
🔼BUCK YOU!!!
And BUCK the ponies who made this stupid rulebook that made this game SO maniacally convoluted!!!
I QUIT!!!! If anypony needs me, I’ll be having a “chat” with the local board of directors of this IDIOTIC sports festival!
(Storms out of the scene)
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Good!
Well, she might argue with her directors against such unintuitive jinxie disadvantage, but Sheriff Hitch isn’t allowed with winning every single trophy whatsoever. Pretty evident that Bridlewood is strictly forbidden with staving off all Earth Pony benefactors to claiming even an iota of sports silverware. So, no surprise there that Elder Flower trots away home happy.
So much so, she lets them be inside her
Deputy Mare: I heard that!