ThirstyBoi39 
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
"No, Pinkie. Mayonnaise is not an instrument."
[raises hoof]
"Horse radish isn't an instrument either."
[lowers hoof]
"Is this the part where we start bucking?"
"No, Fluttershy. That's a chorus line."
"Bucking? I wanna do some bucking!"
[kicks Applejack]
"*Why you...*"
[tackles Pinkie out of the room]
[distant screaming]
...
"Whoever's the owner of the white Sedan, you left your lights on."
[steps back into room witha therombon head andow neck shoved through wia trombondpipe]
[trombone plays with each step and as she sits back down]
"Well maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if *some ponies* didn't try to play with *big meaty hooves*!"
"What did you say *punk*?"
"***BIG. MEATY. HOOVES!***"
"*Well these hooves ain't just fer attractin' mates!*"
"These are some ugly looking ponies."
"Maybe we're near one of those toxic waste dumps."
"I think I'm gonna be sick."
"No, Pinkie. Mayonnaise is not an instrument."
[raises hoof]
"Horse radish isn't an instrument either."
[lowers hoof]
"Is this the part where we start bucking?"
"No, Fluttershy. That's a chorus line."
"Bucking? I wanna do some bucking!"
[kicks Applejack]
"*Why you...*"
[tackles Pinkie out of the room]
[distant screaming]
...
"Whoever's the owner of the white Sedan, you left your lights on."
[steps back into room with
[trombone plays with each step and as she sits back down]
"Well maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if *some ponies* didn't try to play with *big meaty hooves*!"
"What did you say *punk*?"
"***BIG. MEATY. HOOVES!***"
"*Well these hooves ain't just fer attractin' mates!*"
"These are some ugly looking ponies."
"Maybe we're near one of those toxic waste dumps."
"I think I'm gonna be sick."