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Description
“Chopsticks’ Petting Guide”
A very important, useful tool all of you should be aware of.
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You got it!
He will angrily fluff up in response, in an attempt to intimidate you.
>>1738360t
If you can avoid taking a
diabetic coma from cutenessfear induced heart attack, you’ll be fine.Edited
Fun fact
I DONT KNOW THAT OC SO IM GONNA BE FINE!
I’ll be okay alright?
Booping Chopsticks is like trying to show Aramau’s foals Caillou, except Aramau is more likely to set Pokémon on you rather than kick or bite.
No
Shall I save time and call the ambulance now?
THE BACK OF YOUR NECK MANE IS SAFE!
instabrushies
Nice try. You’ll only get bruised and/or bitten.
And I assume that the “OK maybe” still means it has to be somepony you really know and trust?
Nice try. You’ll only get a hoof-shaped bruise and/or bitten.
Edited
Always yes.
Maybe he could get rhinoplasty and use the cast as armor against the boops?
What are you gonna do about it, huh?
@Mr.Myoozik
@Smithers
@Background Pony #9764
He won’t consent to it
But he loves a good ear scritch.