Smithers 
No, *you're* a cute pony
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I'm a little jealous that my indestructibility in my early 20's was most tested by "I can pull two all-nighters in a row to finish my Masters' project** and still do an exam the afternoon after handing it in and another the next morning*" and not "I can sexually satisfy three literally heavenly ladies all in a row seperated only by a little studying and a couple of slices of cheese and tomato pizza."
But I suppose if I wasn't jealous of the protagonist, it wouldn't be very good porn, would it?
*Somehow I actually did okay in the afternoon exam despite starting at > 50 hours awake. Take a guess at whether I woke up in time for the next morning's exam. I was more resillient than even I sometimes believe, but indestructible, I was not.
**Erratum, on further thought, it was my 2nd year, not 4th year, where this happened, so I was actually about 3 months shy of hitting 20. The rest of my comment stands.
I'm a little jealous that my indestructibility in my early 20's was most tested by "I can pull two all-nighters in a row to finish my Masters' project** and still do an exam the afternoon after handing it in and another the next morning*" and not "I can sexually satisfy three literally heavenly ladies all in a row seperated only by a little studying and a couple of slices of cheese and tomato pizza."
But I suppose if I wasn't jealous of the protagonist, it wouldn't be very good porn, would it?
*Somehow I actually did okay in the afternoon exam despite starting at > 50 hours awake. Take a guess at whether I woke up in time for the next morning's exam. I was more resillient than even I sometimes believe, but indestructible, I was not.
**Erratum, on further thought, it was my 2nd year, not 4th year, where this happened, so I was actually about 3 months shy of hitting 20. The rest of my comment stands.