@QuasarNova  
I compare her to Morticia because they’re both talented artistically. Her personality has combined elements of Morticia Addams, Princess Peach Toadstool, Daphne Blake, Olive Oyl and Felix Unger.

@QuasarNova  
Pinkie, who else would put a light bulb his/her mouth?

@Aharon L’anglais
 
Although is kinda hard to think Rarity would be into Gothic and all that.
 
Now the question everypony must asking: Who gets to be Uncle Fester?

@QuasarNova  
Well either way you’ve got to admit that Rarity’s personality has quite a bit of Morticia mixed into it.

@QuasarNova  
I second this motion.

@Aharon L’anglais  
So Spike is gonna grow insane and obsessed with trains, cigars and mustaches? Someone needs to make a fanart of that right now!

Pretty sure that happened a while back, sugarcube.

@Background Pony  
Yeah he just has chronically bad luck. He marries his girlfriend only to almost end up having his energy leeched by an imposter leaving Equestria vulnerable to a horde of changelings. They rid of them in time for him to find out his new wife is the rightful monarch of a subkingdom up north and now he has to help stop a third rate sauron knockoff who incapacitates him right away, not to mention he’s the only royal guard who’s even the least bit competent and has to clean up all the disasters caused by his comrades’ stupidity. He’s the George Jetson kind of TV husband, intelligent on his own but always a victim of circumstance. Spike has nothing to worry about anyway, he’s the voice of reason among the gang and is often the girls’ (Twilight’s especially) conscience. Besides the closest TV husband and father he can be compared to is Gomez Addams, he wasn’t exactly an idiot.

There is chances, cause, you know, he’s on TV too.

No. You only become stupid after you have kids. Actually, that applies to both of you.

@Background Pony  
Not yet, anyway.

Nah
 
You’ll be FINE, Spike
 
Just don’t call her fat, and you’re good.

IQ?What IQ, lol

@Background Pony  
Give him time.

@Itsthinking
 
so brave

Shining Armor’s married and he’s not stupid.

But you’ll be with RARITY. Think about it…

@Background Pony  
Hank did get smarter while Peggy became the dumb one.
 
It was a role reversal from the “stupid dad” trope.

Hank got smarter as the series went on.

Nah. But you will have 20 time more wacky situations with your whole family. Near death experiences, your kids doing illegal things and dozens of awesome relatives that only visit once and are never mentioned again.

Being engaged to her, I can say that from the feel of things the answer is most likely “no”.

Prolly.

Maybe. But you will have absolutely hilarious moments with your kids.

 
You still have internet though!

Don’t forget fat, Spike.