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“ - Water prices are rising, there is no food, geckos bit my butt, the raiders called me mentally retarded, so what if I asked to smoke, cigarettes run out too, by the way, your eyes are weird, are you poisoned with radioactive tea for ghouls, so what am i talking about, oh, it’s hard to live… …just some kind of nightmare… …if dad were alive, he would… …quickly put things in order, sadly he died…
– Okay, it’s not that bad. Changeli-… Hmm, I mean, some ponies get worse. Would you like dessert at the expense of the establishment? You will feel better, you will feel joy :3 “
“1. - What if… No, some bullshit.
2. - And what’s in there? Our genius came up with… a great idea? Again?
3. - No-no-no :0
4. - Or is this idea explosive? :D
5. - …If we bring that blast-blast thing in here… Uh… Dynamite. Then not only the snack machine will fly into the air, but also the whole cave. It turns out somehow not cool”

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