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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
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LISTEN UP, ladies! I’m Captain Shining Armor of the Royal Equestrian Guards. From now on, you will do only as I told you to! Your days of slacking are over. I will personally make your life as miserable as it can be in Tartarus. Your backs will strain, your ‘wills’ will shatter, your bones will crack……and you will all graduate with honor. Do you copy?!!
 
Look at me and recite your pledge!!!
 
I,____, do solemnly swear to protect the Kingdom of Equestria from all foes, foreign and domestic. I will bear allegiance only to the Princesses of the Sun and the Moon. I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the Brony Squad, leading according to the motto: Love and Tolerance. So help me Celestia!

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Background Pony #910F
Yes, Captain! salutes to Shining Armor  
I, Frost Duster Tart, do solemnly swear to protect the Kingdom of Equestria from all foes, foreign and domestic. I will bear allegiance only to the Princesses of the Sun and the Moon. I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the Brony Squad, leading according to the motto: Love and Tolerance. So help me Celestia!
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Background Pony #910F
Yes, Captain!  
do solemnly swear to protect the Kingdom of Equestria from all foes, foreign and domestic. I will bear allegiance only to the Princesses of the Sun and the Moon. I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the Brony Squad, leading according to the motto: Love and Tolerance. So help me Celestia!
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PL

@cogsandspigots  
Providing fire-support!  
He’s on the target list!  
Let’s change the decor!  
Meet your new owner!  
Arming flash bangs!  
Exterminator has arrived!  
Put your arms in the air!  
Don’t want any trouble here!
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cogsandspigots

@PL  
I got this:  
Exploiting target.  
Let’s pop some tanks.  
I know my way around.  
You want the best, here I am.  
LET’S RIP IT UP!  
You can depend on it.  
We fight for peace.  
Made in the US of A.  
Keep the supplies rolling.  
beep beep crackle  
Laser arrays ready.  
Microwave emitters ready.  
Adjusting for wind current.  
We control the skies.  
They won’t get a lock.  
How about those rocket pods.  
Bombing bays clear!  
Acquiring new target.  
Protecting the coast.  
Offshore artillery!
 
 
Boom! All from memory!
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What’s the mission, sir?
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Background Pony #47F6
If you say so señor!
 
I Rico Suave do solemnly swear to protect the Kingdom of Equestria from all foes, foreign and domestic. I will bear allegiance only to the Princesses of the Sun and the Moon. I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the Brony Squad, leading according to the motto: Love and Tolerance. So help me Celestia!
 
One question Captain!. Will there be sexy Señoritas?
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Rpground
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Chaotic Neutral
I,Dickwaggle points at SA, do solemnly swear to protect the Kingdom of Equestria from all foes, foreign and domestic. I will bear allegiance only to the Princesses of the Sun and the Moon. I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the Brony Squad, leading according to the motto: Love and Tolerance. So help me Celestia!
 
Fuck this shit,I’m getting me a sword some armor and other magic stuff and going dungeon hopping! SEEYA LATER, DICKWAGGLE!
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RBDash11
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Zaedrin  
Who said that? WHO THE BUCK SAID THAT?!!
 
Which one of you griffon-cuddling, changeling-loving nags down who just signed his own death warrant?!!
 
Nopony, huh? Princess Bucking Celestia said it!
 
Out-bucking-standing!!
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Background Pony #3552
OH. My. God…  
I did not think you would actually do it.  
I did NOT think you would do my crazy idea.  
I think I can die a happy man now knowing that my insanity managed to pierce the barrier of anonymity.
 
But! Before I do. I have an oath to fufill.
 
I,Background Pony #3001, do solemnly swear to protect the Kingdom of Equestria from all foes, foreign and domestic. I will bear allegiance only to the Princesses of the Sun and the Moon. I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the Brony Squad, leading according to the motto: Love and Tolerance. So help me Celestia!
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