Discord: Good morning, my most favourite proteges!  
Tantabus: Put me down…sir.  
Oki: Um hi Discord sir. How can we help you?  
Discord: Weeeeellll, my dearest darling Rarity has abandoned me for some form of Diplomatic event. And tonight was the first night I’ve been home in over a week. That woman! No consideration towards my needs!  
Oki: That doesn’t sound like Rarity.  
Tantabus: 10 bucks says he just showed up after being radio silent and expected her to drop everything.  
Discord: Hush. Miscreants.  
Oki: You’re going to follow her there, aren’t you?  
Discord: Me?! Nooooo. US!  
Tantabus: Noooo I don’t like fancy events!  
Oki: Is this a part of our training?  
Discord: Most certainly! I intended to teach you “Collective Chaos Magic”  
Oki: Which is???  
Discord: Well my beloved Striped Dork, it’s a method of passive spell casting. You create an invisible forcefeild of magic around yourself that causes any items or untarnished space around you to become affected by chaos magic!  
Oki: What affects does this magic have?  
Discord: Well…you’ll have to see. Join me, my Implings of Chaos!  

 
Discord, that’s not how you hold children!
 
I can’t even feel bad for Tantabus and Okimba. They willingly signed up to work and learn from Discord!  
By correlation, they also signed up to be a part of his hairball schemes.  
Also don’t worry, that isn’t hurting Okimba…not anymore at least. He’s used to it at this point.