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>Plunkett walks in  
“Have you two fixed my VCR yet?”

“you know what’s really great- old Pony.  
“Who would have thought a comic where the Transformers meet My Little Pony Friendship is Magic characters would be so well written! This must be in the upper echelon of literature. Speaking of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic I recently saw the trailer for My Little Pony the New Generation- boy oh boy does it look like horseapples- Of course they dredge up Discord, it just looks terrible I don’t even know why they made another generation of My Little Pony- Pony Life sucked so bad- who’s watching Pony Life even- you know, I read an article that said Netflix did a survey of all of its viewers and only forfty percent of its active subscribers said they were interested in a New Generation- AND with Pony Life season two they counted up all the viewers, and only forty-seven people viewed Pony Life season two- not one episode, mind you- the entire season forty-seven views- sweet Luna I wish they would just stop making these new crappy Pony series- you know what’s really great- old pony, like My Pretty Pony, G1, 2, 4 and even EQG- EQG stands for Equestria Girls- it’s shorthand- those are all shorthands for the serieses- you know I was thinking of doing another My Little Pony Friendship is Magic video with Digibrony, but how about this Lyra, why don’t you do it with me- you could watch every episode of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic and rank your favourite ones. You know which ones are my favourite- To Where and Back Again, The Cutiemark Chronicles, the Cutie Map part one and two, The Perfect Pear, Slice of Life, It’s About Time, Magical Mystery Cure- of course. Trade Ya, Parental Glidance, Viva Las Pegasus, The Cart Before the Ponies, Shadow Play part one and two- those are pretty good- Marks and Recreation, The Mean-”
 
“Hey Bonnie! Do you want to talk about a surreal, violent, obscure show about nearly-hairless bipedal apes with me?”  
“… That instead of Pony? Well I’d love to, Lyra.”