Fishing with Wild Fire?
 
I don’t see that turning out pleasurable for either of us.

@Napsack  
“Pfft”

Hunting with John DeLancie?..  
How am I supposed to feeeel about this.

Fight every monster in Tartarus at once with Fluffle Puff.
 
…help. me.

I dance in the street to video game music with Molestia.
 
This is the best outcome of a birthday game I have ever had. I usually end up with crap results! (See: Drinking bleach with Trixie, writing to Celestia about why I’m handcuffed to Big Macintosh, etc)

Fausticorn teaches me to play every instrument in the world.