Drinking contest with High Stakes. Honestly, I dunno about my chances; he looks like he can’t hold his liquor, but I only got happy drunk once in my life. Can I really win this?
So I was pulling a fiberglass splinter out of my finger while reading this….it went luke this.
“Ow! $&!#. DAMMIT STOP STARIN AT ME YOU FLUFFY $#^ING FREAK!!!”