Laptop with upgrade- 15
Conjure food and drink- 10
Infinite body wash- 4
Ponyifyer 5000- 30
600 bits- 6
Redoing this after a few years. I rolled double threes with two d6, so I don’t even need to grab anything since It didn’t say it needed to be a GOOD daring do novel.

Poniefier5000 -20  
Conjure food -5  
Conjure drink -5  
Idiots guide to lunar banishment -5  
Poniefier500-T -10  
Infinite toothpaste -2  
Indestructible multitool -2  
Indestructible suitcase of clothes -7  
400 bits -4  
Destination:ponville  
Objective:make friends  
All that stuff to prep for some epic quest and all i had to do was make some friends? I even got the book to lunar banishment encase i failed to complete my quest and i have to make friends? Even i can’t botch this up.  
Well at least i have indestructible clothes, infinite food ,drink and toothpaste, a device to turn me into a pony, the guide if i get board, and some money to spend to get something nice

Celestia summons me to her bedroom.  
The job, killer is dead beat dash at a race.
 
All I will need is the light speed bike with kkk brand insurance. I suppose I can spend the rest on 45 pockets of
 
M O M S S P A G H E T T I
 
https://youtu.be/vD8ffE3bY0o

.The Ponyifer 5000
 
.A pet
 
.A Magic Laptop
 
.100 bits
 
.Medical Kit
 
. ( 4 ) Hygienic items
 
Ponyville: Make friends

Skeleton Key = 10  
Magic Immunity Ring = 15  
Magic Munity Ring = 20  
medical kit = 10  
500 bits = 5
 
Ponyville: Have a Sixsome with the mane six

Ponyfyer 5000 (30c)  
Indestructible machine gun unlimited ammo (20c)  
Magic Stopwatch (10c)
 
Beat dash in a race in Ghastly Gorge  
Start in Everfree Forest

Ponyfyer 5000 (30c)  
Indestructible sniper rifle with unlimited ammo (20c)  
Ponyfyer 500T (10c)
 
I land in the Crystal Empire as a Unicorn to write a Daring Do novel. It is horrible, but complete in a week.  
I spend the rest of my days working as a sniper for the military, as well as a mercenary for anyone who pays.

Ponyifyer 5000 (30 c)  
Magic Stopwatch (10 c)  
2000 Bits (20 c)
 
I appear in Manehattan as a unicorn. I have to write a Daring Do novel. It is the worst in the series, but it is completed. I live the rest of my life as a background pony.

@Randomosaur  
Screw that, I spend 15 bits on a pet Yutyrannus.

I land in Celestia’s Bedroom. She has sent me to Equestria to write a Daring Do novel.
 
5 credits for the Lunar exile book.  
3 credits for the books. Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton, Challenging Nature by Lee M. Silver, and my own custom book containing up to 500 pages of scientific papers and personal notes.  
2 credits for 200 bits. Should be enough to start with.  
10 credits for survival gear.  
10 credits for medical kit.  
15 credits for a pet. I choose a Komodo dragon.  
4 credits for indestructable tools. I choose a geological hammer and a chisel.  
10 credits for skeleton key.
 
With one credit left, I give it to Celestia.  
_{I wish this could really happen to me.}

I’ll do the usual RPG style, max out my wallet and get anything I can. Rinse and repeat. ;)

Link to the actual tread would be nice

(Note: the wording doesn’t sound like it, but I did choose inventory first.)

Racism sucks, srsly. Ignored any option that acted like that.
 
Laptop w/connection (20)  
Survival gear (10)  
Medkit (10)  
Conjure food (apples) (5)  
Conjure drink (black tea) (5)  
Hygiene products (5 credits’ worth of a variety of items)  
500 bits, for assuming I make it to Ponyville
 
(Rolled with random number generator.) I arrive in the Everfree Forest and have to make some friends. I see no problems with this situation, assuming I’m close enough to make it to Ponyville within the week.

Alright, I’ll take…  
Ponifyer 5000 with extension so I be a unicorn.  
Skeleton key for “stealth missions.”  
Magic laptop with magic earth internet connection.
 
Landing Zone: Manehatten.  
Mission: Assassinate Cheese legs.  
Awww, I like Crysalis. Aw well, BEGIN MISSION!

I’ll take 3 magic laptops, internet included.

Magic Laptop w/ Internet - 20  
Conjure Food - 5  
Conjure Drink - 5  
Magic Immunity Ring - 15  
The Idiots Guide to Lunar Exile - 5  
Suitcase w/ clothes - 5  
500 bits - 5
 
 
And I rolled 100…  
Have a Sixsome with the mane six… Me gusta!  
But now I wish that I had taken the charisma potion. :/
 
Starting place… Pinkie’s basement while she’s in Cupcakes mode… Me no gusta! :C
 
By the power of dubs! I spawn in Twilight’s Library!

@Gentle Coltte of Leisure
 
Oh damn, talk about luck.

Alright, I’ll go.
 
Ponifier - 20+10 for tool extension  
Goggles - 10  
Laptop - 20
 
 
ROLLIN-  
11.
 
That’s ridiculous. That’s not even funny. But by law of dubs I’m headin’ to Twist’s house. My job is to make friends. Easy peasy squeeze some lemons!

Skeleton key  
Magic Stopwatch (or Dead Ringer)  
Conjure Food  
Conjure Drink  
Magic Immunity Ring  
And the Idiot’s guide to Lunar Exile.
 
I am AWESOME.
 
Starting area: Crystal Empire  
Mission: Make friends.
 
WHOS READY FOR SOME BLACK MAGIC?!

Magic immunity ring  
skeleton key  
golden gun  
guide to lunar exile
 
My misson: Get 10,000 bits in ponyville
 
They have a bank, right?

Also, i would totally get that Dead Ringer watch.

>A magic nigger comes everyday to steal your magic bike
 
That made me lol way too hard. I am a horrible person.