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Description
Purple Artist working the night shift and come across Napalm after he threw a molotov cocktail at the Ponyville Pharmacy.
Purple:Freeze Napalm! You’re under arrest for statue 33-2 Arson first degree.
Napalm:I’ll come quietly only if I can put my Pyro seed in you’re wife because she’s a sexy city mare.
Purple:No! Her and I ain’t rasing a Junior Pyro Lunatic! It’s hard enough to raise 3 colts and 5 fillies not adding my niece and nephew and a Zony that’s on the way.
Napalm:A Zony?
Purple:I made a mistake with a Zebra coworker. Also a Zony is a Pony-Zebra hybrid.
Napalm:So you like Zebras as well.
Purple:Freeze Napalm! You’re under arrest for statue 33-2 Arson first degree.
Napalm:I’ll come quietly only if I can put my Pyro seed in you’re wife because she’s a sexy city mare.
Purple:No! Her and I ain’t rasing a Junior Pyro Lunatic! It’s hard enough to raise 3 colts and 5 fillies not adding my niece and nephew and a Zony that’s on the way.
Napalm:A Zony?
Purple:I made a mistake with a Zebra coworker. Also a Zony is a Pony-Zebra hybrid.
Napalm:So you like Zebras as well.
Source
not provided yet
Ah
In Virto Fertillization where the egg and sperm are combined in a glass then the fertilized egg is implanted into the woman or in this case mare
IVF?
Napalm he will where one night Purple will be on night patrol where Target wants a necklace but he doesn’t have enough bits to buy it so he’s working overtime but Napalm goes over to his house to thank him for helping him to realize that there’s other things to do besides set places on fire where the 2 talked and next thing she knows Napalm is on her husband’s side of the bed and the 2 kissing where in the morning of the next day after Napalm leaves she feels terrible for having sex with another stallion that isn’t her husband and make it worse after a month passes she finds out she’s pregnant with Napalm’s foal but she lied to her husband that it’s his foal but he more or less tells her that his family either been blue,red,purple,green,charcoal black or any shade of violet colors none of them been orange well only one has was his cousin 5 times removed his wife was orange but she was sterile and only got pregnant by a friend through IVF who donated her egg but that’s a whole other ballpark.
Dang, makes me interested in her now too lol is another stallion gonna potentially succeed with her?~
Edited
Purple’s brother Base he wants to be with her as well where he likes fiery mares, Blue Cloaker who’s Purple’s coworker he wants to bang her as well and Delta Logic who’s Purple’s boss at the PVPD who wants to bang her as well and see if he and her can make an alicorn like Purple where Delta Logic is a pegasus and Target is a mare and Purple’s mother was a pegasus and his father was a unicorn and he was an alicorn due to a genetic mutation from the 2 and he wants to see if it’s possible like how his employee is
It’s a unique feeling to claiming an already married wife, is that guy the only one, or plenty more?~
Edited
I’m leading towards the “Hint” in how much Napalm loves an already married mare and he wants to be in her life and want to bang her all the time but she doesn’t like him due to he enjoys setting fires to places in Ponyville and he will do anything just to sleep with her even if it’s for one night
I suppose so lol
Is it a joke, or a definite “hint”?
If your wife is a hot sexy mare wouldn’t you have to deal with probably every single stallion want to bang her?
My other OC named “Napalm” he’s a pyro lunatic who’s in love with my main OC Purple Artist’s wife where Purple he’s a Ponyville Police Officer where he caught Napalm throwing a Molotov Cocktail at the Ponyville Pharmacy. He more or less tell’s Purple that he’ll come quietly without putting much of a fight on one condition that if he can knock up Target Deadeye-Artist (Purple Artist’s wife)