My OC’s Purple Artist and Thud Rapider talking in her Ponyville house.  
Purple:Ms This Rapider we maybe co workers but why did you move thousands of miles from Zebrast to Ponyville?  
Thud Rapider: Silly Purple I was born here but laid low. Also what’s with my brother wanting to sleep with your wife?  
Purple:Last time I checked my wife is a sweetie pie but she only likes ponies but she isn’t a speciest.  
Thud:You can give me your “Sweet Pie” if you don’t have nothing against Zebras.  
Purple:Oh my “Sweet Pie” you want to have sex with me a married stallion. No thanks I don’t want a chance to impregnate you.  
Thud:Too bad I’m in heat & I would rather be impregnated by you then anypony else. GIVE ME A ZONY!  
Purple:A Zony?  
Thud:A Zebra and Pony hybrid.  
Purple:I’m going to get divorced!  
Purple:Why is your house red?  
Thud:I like red.