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Macaroni C-Pony
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> If one applies toon physics then we physically can't hurt them because it's a PG show. So right there any argument for their durability is basically biased and shot in the foot because of course a human won't survive a mach one impact with a rock-no natural or physics bound entity can, magic or not.

Well that's just how it works, bro. Physics in their world are very different to physics in our world. They shouldn't even exist, because they don't. But if they did... it wouldn't change anything

> As stated- most normal ponies are not that capable.

Normal Ponies can't talk either. Normal ponies can't fly. Normal ponies can't use magic. Normal ponies can't build houses or glamourous cities or form fully-functional societies in sky. Normal ponies can't control nature.

> Not to mention, their raw strength means nothing and their speed means nothing when weaponry can track and tear them apart.

Weaponry that needs to be cleaned, maintained, transported to the front lines, loaded and armed, and manned with any significant damage shutting down or disabling said weaponry.

Pegasi can travel at the speed of sound. Barely a quarter of our weapons can do that, and even less are fully automated

> No one can atop threats they aren't prepared for, or aware of, on a small scale.

I'm pretty sure no amount of preparation can protect us from magic. And unlike US, Equestrians do have the means to access interdimensional portals, besides the Crystal mirror

> If any major threat in Equestria Girls, which mind you is *not Earth as we are or developed as we did*, made itself known it would be dead.

There is literally nothing that implies that their Earth isn't the more or less same as ours outside of it's PG rating. That's like saying world War 2 never happened in their universe because "it's PG and war is bad"


> Sirens sniped from a mile away, Gaia carpet bombed.

Kind of hard to imagine when a large majority of the population has already been hypnotized, as Adagio stated "everybody in this world will adore us"

I also find it hard to believe, given how incompetent out own government is they would be able to immediately track the source of the ensuing chaos to three teenage girls and deploy correct measures to incapacitate them BEFORE it's too late. World Governments would likely be more focused on dealing with their army of increasingly growing zombies, many of which would include Media networks covering said events, local law enforcement and national guard, and eventually, world leaders.

I can't speak for Gaia because I don't remember the movie too well

> And on what planet do you believe Even Luna or Celestia have the power to "Crush the planet with raw telekineses"?

They are stated to carry "the literal power of the sun" inside them. They can literally use magic, not SPELLS, actual magical power to move Celestial bodies across vast distances in a short amount of time. Luna and Celestia are stated by the pony of Shadows to carry the power to "break worlds"

> I could buy discord maybe but he's so useless outside of slapstick I doubt he'd even know how.

Discord is literally a living idea, an omnipotent, embodiment of the platonic concept chaos. He's basically a Lovecraftian abstract, who and I quote "exists in the hearts of all those who desire order/chaos"

If Discord is useless, then so is Bill Cipher

> Who in what world shows Rainbow breaking the speed of light?

in MLP Comic #100, Rainbow Dash had to fly back to Equestria from another country far away immediately, it explicitly shows her going up to Warp 8 Speed, which calculates is about 512 times faster than light

sShe's also raced with Discord, who in In Friendship is Magic #24, flew from the Horsehead Nebula to Earth, which is 1,500 light years from Earth. He flew so fast he stated he accidently went back in time

> Thats not only a feat that does not exist outside fannon but would also kill the one doing it

It's called magic. Rainbow Dash literally time traveled using speed and lighting in MLP 20/20. The mane 6 can BREATHE in space, as shown during the Nightmarity arc. NOTHING about this makes sense, yet they still do it because MAGIC

> Trixie is literally an average unicorn. That is the base line of what the guards have to work with, not Shining or Twilight so I really hope you understand that not every single pony can do even a third of the normal things you suggested or even Twilight couldn't FTL herself without suiciding.

Applebloom and Derpy can dodge lighting and shrug off tanking it. Cheerilee can bust down walls and doors, literally everyone in Ponyville was jumping from rooftops to rooftops in less than a second during the smile song. Grimhoof and Nimbus Dash we're literally flying in tune with lighting bolts.

As for Twilight, she reacted to sunlight before it hit her face in the MLP movie. She also scales to Fire Flare, a normal unicorn who cast as spell that reached the moon in less than a second, so that debunks that.

And to top it off, Equestrian magic is much MUCH stronger outside Equestria. Midnight Sparkle, a human, a unicorn by pony standards, with no experience in magic, almost destroyed the universe AND pushed back the Elements of Harmony. SO if she can destroy the universe, imagine what ALICORNS can do.

Twilight alone can collapse our society simply using the Need it, Want it spell and just leaving it in the middle of New York Times Square
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Macaroni C-Pony
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~

[@GrimChariot](/images/2607650#comment_9960685)
> [@Macaroni C-Pony](/images/2607650#comment_9960673)
> If one applies toon physics then we physically can't hurt them because it's a PG show. So right there any argument for their durability is basically biased and shot in the foot because of course a human won't survive a mach one impact with a rock-no natural or physics bound entity can, magic or not.

Well that's just how

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it works, bero. Physicaus in their world are very different to physics in our world. They shouldn't even exist, because they don't. But if they did... it wouldn't change anything

> As stated- most normal ponies are not that capable.


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Normal Poniese can't talk either. Normal ponies can't fly. Normal ponies can't use magic. Normal ponies can't bruild houses or glamourous cities or form fully-functional societies in sky. Normal ponies can't control nature.

> Not to mention, their raw strength means nothing and their speed means nothing when weaponry can track and tear them apart.

Weaponry that needs to be cleaned, maintained, transported to the front lines, loaded and armed, and manned with any significant damage shutting down or disabling said weaponry.

Pegasi can travel at the speed of sound. Barely a quarter of our weapons can do that, and even less are fully automated

> No one can atop threats they aren't prepared for, or aware of, on a small scale.

I'm pretty sure no amount of preparation can protect us from magic. And unlike US, Equestrians do have the means to access interdimensional portals, besides the Crystal mirror

> If any major threat in Equestria Girls, which mind you is *not Earth as we are or developed as we did*, made itself known it would be dead.

There is literally nothing that implies that their Earth isn't the more or less same as ours outside of it's PG rating. That's like saying world War 2 never happened in their universe because "it's PG and war is bad"


> Sirens sniped from a mile away, Gaia carpet bombed.

Kind of hard to imagine when a large majority of the population has already been hypnotized, as Adagio stated "everybody in this world will adore us"

I also find it hard to believe, given how incompetent out own government is they would be able to immediately track the source of the ensuing chaos to three teenage girls and deploy correct measures to incapacitate them BEFORE it's too late. World Governments would likely be more focused on dealing with their army of increasingly growing zombies, many of which would include Media networks covering said events, local law enforcement and national guard, and eventually, world leaders.

I can't speak for Gaia because I don't remember the movie too well

> And on what planet do you believe Even Luna or Celestia have the power to "Crush the planet with raw telekineses"?

They are stated to carry "the literal power of the sun" inside them. They can literally use magic, not SPELLS, actual magical power to move Celestial bodies across vast distances in a short amount of time. Luna and Celestia are stated by the pony of Shadows to carry the power to "break worlds"

> I could buy discord maybe but he's so useless outside of slapstick I doubt he'd even know how.

Discord is literally a living idea, an omnipotent, embodiment of the platonic concept chaos. He's basically a Lovecraftian abstract, who and I quote "exists in the hearts of all those who desire order/chaos"

If Discord is useless, then so is Bill Cipher

> Who in what world shows Rainbow breaking the speed of light?

in MLP Comic #100, Rainbow Dash had to fly back to Equestria from another country far away immediately, it explicitly shows her going up to Warp 8 Speed, which calculates is about 512 times faster than light

she's also raced with Discord, who in In Friendship is Magic #24, flew from the Horsehead Nebula to Earth, which is 1,500 light years from Earth. He flew so fast he stated he accidently went back in time

> Thats not only a feat that does not exist outside fannon but would also kill the one doing it

It's called magic. Rainbow Dash literally time traveled using speed and lighting in MLP 20/20. The mane 6 can BREATHE in space, as shown during the Nightmarity arc

> Trixie is literally an average unicorn. That is the base line of what the guards have to work with, not Shining or Twilight so I really hope you understand that not every single pony can do even a third of the normal things you suggested or even Twilight couldn't FTL herself without suiciding.

Applebloom and Derpy can dodge lighting and shrug off tanking it. Cheerilee can bust down walls and doors, literally everyone in Ponyville was jumping from rooftops to rooftops in less than a second during the smile song. Grimhoof and Nimbus Dash we're literally flying in tune with lighting bolts.

As for Twilight, she reacted to sunlight before it hit her face in the MLP movie. She also scales to Fire Flare, a normal unicorn who cast as spell that reached the moon in less than a second, so that debunks that.

And to top it off, Equestrian magic is much MUCH stronger outside Equestria. Midnight Sparkle, a human, a unicorn by pony standards, with no experience in magic, almost destroyed the universe AND pushed back the Elements of Harmony. SO if she can destroy the universe, imagine what ALICORNS can do.

Twilight alone can collapse our society simply using the Need it, Want it spell and just leaving it in the middle of New York Times Square
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