“Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.”

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Oh god not the movie, quote the book instead.

Pinkie Pie:Granny Smith, six pints of cider and quickly. The World’s about to end.
 
Granny Smith:Six pints coming up.
 
Pinkie Pie:Keep the change. You got about ten minutes to spend it.
 
Twilight Sparkle:Three pints each? At lunchtime?
 
Pinkie Pie:Sorry. Ah. Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. And eat those peanuts, because you’ll need the salt.
 
Twilight Sparkle:Look, What is going on, Pinkie?
 
Pinkie Pie:Twilight… What if I told you I really wasn’t from Guildford? I was from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse?
 
Twilight Sparkle:Is that something you’re likely to say?
 
Pinkie Pie:Remember when we met?
 
Twilight Sparkle [in flashback]:Out the way! Oof!
 
Pinkie Pie [in flashback]:Hi.
 
Pinkie Pie:Wasn’t it strange I was trying to shake hoofs with a pegasus?
 
Twilight Sparkle:I assumed you were drunk.
 
Pinkie Pie:I thought pegasus were the dominant life form. I was trying to introduce myself. You saved my life that day. And now I’m saving yours. Please drink.
 
Twilight Sparkle:It must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.
 
Pinkie Pie:Look, Twilight, if this is about your golden oak library…
 
Twilight Sparkle:No. it’s not about the golden oak library.
 
[phone beep]
 
Pinkie Pie:Who’s he?
 
Twilight Sparkle:She. She. Flash Sentry. We met at a fancy-dress party.

Don’t forget your other friends!

I should reread that book. I was too young to appreciate it

“Tricia McMixie? What are you doing here?”

Don’t forget the towels!!

here, put this fish in your ear

So long and thanks for all the parties.