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I stood there, staring at the huge steel door that sealed Stable Two away from the horrors (or nothingness!) outside. And at the two guard ponies who blocked my way. I had my saddlebags packed with apples and necessities. Even a Big Book of Arcane Sciences for something to read. I had two canteens around my neck. I was ready to go. But the Overmare was making sure there were no follow-up acts.
 
*Insistence and glowering looks weren’t getting me anywhere. My horn was glowing, but they stood their ground, unimpressed. They weren’t going to let me anywhere near the control panel. *
 
“Hey, aren’t you the filly who let our Velvet get lost outside anyway?” one of the guards inquired daringly, taking a bullying step forward. The other guard looked away in disgust. I’m not sure if he was disgusted at me, or if he felt like the Overmare seemed to about ponies wanting to take it out on me. I was kinda hoping it was the former, considering what I was about to do to them.
 
THUD!
 
The metal footlocker above them dropped onto their heads, knocking both out cold. Earth ponies – they never see that levitating-something-up-behind-you trick coming.

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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Considering those stallions on the floor got KO’d by a footlocker, they’re a bit too happy :P
 
If it wasn’t for the description I’d think something lewder was about to happen :P
 
Actually, it shouldn’t be called a footlocker, it should be called a hooflocker or something.
 
Sounds like Pip has way too much experience with KO’ing Earth ponies with unexpected things :P