@Background Pony #0A69  
…what. Oh well, got any tin foil hats you can borrow?

@YourPalWaver  
the physical happenings are real, but it indeed fake, because there are only actors there
 
what is really happening is an excercise to train Federal Agents in Response Tactics for Post-2020 Unrest while also doing a psyop for the Deep State to prepare for Mass Federal Occupation

@Background Pony #8AF4  
Hmmm… meh. What’s the worst that can happen? Aside from obesity or high blood sugar levels or death. But we should be fine…

@TheSultanAkbar  
Nothing if it wasn’t the fact that you need enough sugar that you could be diabetic after a sip just to make it barely sweet.

lol this is spot on. This was essentially the virtual Green Party national convention a few weeks back.

@Background Pony #32BB
 
@Moonatik  
What’s so bad about some really sweet coffee?

@Background Pony #32BB  
based

Think you got that reversed

I mean, Starbucks is pretty fucking nasty. I’d unironically do this even if I weren’t radleft!

Portland is just a figment of our imagination apparently.

@AaronMk  
Awww, typical. Ya can’t even run a chat room, let alone a country!

Top panel is whenever I make one small change to the Discord.

Seems legit! Basement dwellers don’t count.

The media portrays?
 
The folk calling them “largely peaceful protests” Or that “the riots are a myth”?!

I guess those burning cities all over the country are an optical illusion.
 
As for the newsmedia, they keep using the term “peaceful protestors” to describe terrorist rioters who openly proclaim that their goal is the violent overthrow of the US government.
 
OP is from an alternate universe, and I wonder what color the sky is on his planet.

The Fantasy : RAWR!  
The Reality : hello and greetings.