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Dirty Bit
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That's him, officer
Hey, if she got off scot-free destroying the weather factory, I’m sure Dash can bounce back from a speeding ticket.
Background Pony #9946
“Let’s see… that is 120 bits for the base fine plus five bits per mile over, and you were going at about…”
 
*speedometer shows 40 mph less than the speed of sound
 
“… We’ll mail you the finalised ticket.”
redweasel
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Fuzzbutt
please rainbow dash, if you don’t observe the speed limit, you will consume too much gasoline and your tires will quickly wear out.
Background Pony #3234
@GaruuSpike  
It’s not 20 wingpower because none of them can reach that speed. They barely can reach 10 wingpower, the fastest ponies fly at 16.5.
Background Pony #9824
Pegasus are VTOLs. We have seen them take off and land from a spot, hover and fly at high speed. So they have no stall speed. Real fighter aircraft can fly at low speeds by angling up, increasing thrust and lowering flaps and all the dangly bits. But, it’s a stunt, not a feature.
Background Pony #1677
20 what? If pegasi are like jets they can’t go shower then 200 knots. If they are like VTOLs they would have similar problems.
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@Magic Nova
 
Same way you do in real life; by giving the cops equipment to make them faster than most would-be speeders. Enchantments, augments, or just highly-trained extremely-fast pegasi would do the trick. Just like how cop cars IRL are suped-up to be much faster than consumer-grade vehicles
 
Second, increasingly harsh consequences for those that don’t pull over, or worse, try to escape the cops
 
And… I’m sure the Equestrian ponies use their own measurement system :P might be some derivative of wingpower
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Needs more Starburst
How do you enforce speed limits in Equestria? More to the point, 20 KPH is so slow it’s even slower than active school zones! Also what was the speed limit outside Cloudsdale because if it’s anything like driving between towns in Australia, she could be doing 100 - 110 KPH and then to slow to a near stop without warning is insane!