Lord Marcom quickly gives you the Rights to Harmondale and fucks off. Once you actually arrive to Harmondale your Butler informs you that the keep has been occupied by Goblins and Fallen into Disrepair. Even after Racecleansing the Place. The Goblin Smegma is so heavily set into the Brickwork, that ONLY Dwarven-Bleach could ever hope to remove it. So you travel to the Barrowdowns (an actual place in ‘the Hobbit’). And agree to help the bearded jews in exchange for some max strength cilit bang. The Bleach melts down all traces of Goblin ejaculate and makes the place nice enough, that people start FUCKING caring about Harmondale AGAIN! Since Harmondale is contested Territory. ..Thanks Marcom. The Elves send their ambassador who explains that Harmondale is rightful elvish clay and was only conquered by Humans because Elves subsist on a free-range non-gmo diet of Lettuce and avocado. Which makes their bones brittle and their Skin crack from loud noises. -some Asshole 400 B.C. probably

I used to roll the dice
Feel my dick in my enemy’s ass
Listen as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead
LOL
One minute I held my nuts
Next my balls were closed on me
And I discovered sans
Upon pillars of salt
and pillars of salt
and pillars of salt
and pillars of salt
I hear Jackie Chan singing
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Beat my meat
My soooooooooooooooooooooooooos
For some reason I can’t explain
Why we live in a society
Where gamers
Don’t rule the world :(

I can’t help but think Sseth would be a little amused if he ever saw this.

I don’t know why, but I could definitely see him making some out of pocket gag about it.

@Boxless  
Why not?

It’s our favorite zebrican warlord game reviewer.

HEY HEY PONES!
 
SETH HERE
 
Amazing to see in the comments so many other people get this reference.

Why?

Hey hey, ponies.

its good to see some mandalor fan art around here

I thought he looked familiar, I’ve seen some of his video reviews, I feel he does good coverage of game reviews.

Hey Hey People,Sseeth here.