@Lord You Know Who  
What about the Spanish flu?

@PUBLIQclopAccountant
 
Doctor Horse: Do you know how to cure this “Coronavirus” thing?
 
Nurse Redheart: I don’t, I just pump them full of morphine and hope they shut up!
 
Coronavirus-infected Pony: OH MY CELESTIA, I’M SO CONSTIPATED!
 
Doctor Horse: (over the PA System) Room 564, we need more morphine!

@RainbowDash69  
Does the magical nose candy kill Corona-chan with overdose?

Obviously the cure are noodles and toilet paper. Why else would people buy them on mass xD

Silly dashie. Limes do go well with coke or vodka though

Only honey made from a rare breed of Equestrian bee cures Coronavirus.

Oh no not here to this Corona stuff 😫

Tell her it works if you shove it up your butt and then sit back and watch the hilarity.

Silly Dash. You have to put the lime in the coconut first.

@northern haste  
Its just a scam to sell desperate people tacky merchandise.

@northern haste  
Guess it’s a good time to open an ear-candling, and leech business.

Makes more sense than consuming a cow’s bodily fluids I guess.  
I’m not making that up some Indian guru actually believe that have we gone back to the middle ages or something?

Aha! So the Coronovirus is all a scam by the Lizafos people to increase their lime business, to fund reverse-vampires hiding out in the Mushroom Kingdom, and eliminate the meal of dinner!

Limes sound better than crack that’s for damn sure.