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Scene: A limousine is found teetering on an edge of a clifface. Luna is at the weel while an unconscious Tirek is found comatose in the back.
 
Luna is desperately flooring the accelerator pedal but all the rear tires do is spin.
 
Soon the teetering stops as Mac is present putting his foot down on the front of the limo, keeping it stable.
 
Mac: Ugh. Well,well, well… here we are again. How much longer are we gonna keep havin’ this dance Lu? ‘Til were both old n’ gray? All we seem to do is off eachother but we both know that neither of us will actually go through with it.
 
Luna: Speak for yourself Macintosh. (Luna attempts to grab her sidearm, but finds it missing.)
 
Mac: Oh! Lookin’ for this? (Mac is holding out luna’s sidearm.)
 
Luna: Hmm. We seem to be at a uhh how you say? Stalemate.
 
Mac: Not from where I’m sit! Ah give it up Lu you got nowhere to go but down and do you know why? Because you are a bad pony. You don’t know the first thing about duty! Or honor! Or Friendship! You’re just a coldblooded mercenary bitch! I’m done spendin’ my days chasin’ you.
 
Luna: What if I told you it wasn’t for money this time. What if I told you I’ve… (a metal badge with the Lunar Rebublic insignia seen tossed next to Mac.) changed?
 
Mac looks back towards Luna
 
Mac: Wha…? For reals? Or… Is this another one of your tricks?
 
Luna: No Macintosh it is the real thing. (Mac extends a hand to help Luna out of the front windshield. They draw in close almost about to kiss)
 
Luna: Nyet!
 
Mac: Wha? OH COME ON!!! YOU SAID YOU’VE CHANGED!!!!
 
Luna: You misunderstand Macintosh, I am how you say… taken.
 
Mac: Wha?! B-by who?!
 
Luna shyes her eyes away from Mac as Tirek is focused more clearly in the back of the limo
 
Mac: HIM??? GAHHHH YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN’ ME!!!
 
Luna: It is like you say, I am a bad pony. So is he. He is also rich, powerful and quite well endowed.
 
Mac: GAHHHH ALRIGHT!!! Enough!! Well I won’t let you go.
 
Luna: It is not your choice Mac!
 
Mac: No! I don’t mean ‘let you go in a sappy lovesick romantic kind of way’ I mean I’m not going to let you escape.
 
Luna: And I mean, you don’t have a choice! My Nightstars have already infiltrated your compound. They are in position as we speak. If I fail to contact them with the abort code by midnight? All of your freinds will die.
 
Mac: oh BITCH!! WHAT DID THOSE POOR FOLKS EVER DO TO YOU HUH??!! CALL’EM OFF!!(Mac now has his hands around luna’s throat)
 
Luna: Or what? You kill me. They all die.
 
Mac drops Luna back into the driver seat.
 
Mac: How about I make you call in that code while I drive your new coltfreind offa’ cliff?!
 
Luna: I’d rather face oblivion. (Luna pulls the hood release popping the hood as mac looses balance.)
 
Mac chases after the limo as it begins it’s decent only to see Luna smiling smugly back at him before it explodes.
who would be doc? It would have to be Trixy, and Jonas would have to be twilight, the whole envy and incompetence thing. hell that works doubly good…because then you can have snips and snails play Hank and Dean…lol..
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Oh, right, I’ve forgotten about Joe from Family Guy because I’ve ignored all things MacFarlane. :\