best way is insta-vaporized

damn this meme is nonchalantly bleak

Umm…….there are bad ways to kill yourself.

I’d say “this is a bad meme and you should feel bad”, but that seems to be the root of the problem here, isn’t it?

@Background Pony #E250  
Always thought that the best way would be a ring of shaped explosives around your skull, preferably timed to go off with a very large quantity of explosives that you were sitting on top of. Depending on the type and amount used, there shouldn’t even be any real remains to clean up. Total vaporization. The explosive headband is just a backup to make sure that death is completely instantaneous and utterly without pain, no matter what happens. Do it in a remote open area, to avoid damaging anything or anyone else. And leave a video camera running so that you’re leaving behind a hell of a story.
 
Or just use a plastic bag with a hose and a tank of helium or argon or something.

Best way to kill yourself? Jump out of a plane. The impact should be quick and painless, and you get to go out skydiving.
 
And if you change your mind, you pull the chute. Much better than deciding you want to live after, say, slitting your wrists or popping a bunch of pills.

excellent meme, im so proud of you

@cdcdrr  
See, that’s a much better way to yeet yourself in a very flashy way than suicide by cop.

Somebody I knew once suggested the best way to commit suicide was to tie rope around your ankles, secure it somewhere at the top of a skyscraper, then drop and slash a major artery on the way down. The people down below are going to get splattered with your gushing blood and the office workers will have a major freakout at your corpse, swinging past their windows. His thinking seemed to be that if you’re going to be so selfish as to publically commit suicide, go all out. Let the world know! Be a real dick about your own death.

Failure can end in you becoming a vegetable or dying a slow and painful death.

Would you rather get tortured to death or a swift and quick death? Not all methods are good lmao

what if i succeed at killing myself

So,you can turn on the gas in the oven,close all windows and…