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Especially nonconsensual Pinkieing.
I had an unpleasant experiance with zombies when I was in the Guard. So I have many reservations about what you’re doing here, Reverend. Good night.
I’ll ask around there tomorrow. For now, I must go. I have SCIENCE to do.
Nope. They’re harmless.
What about when they’re exposed to fresh blood or raw flesh? Could that spark a blood-rage?
Kinda sounds like Eibon, but he’s just an old Hyperborean summoner. Do you know where he might have made his lair?
They don’t bite. They don’t even really claw.
That’s interesting indeed! Who was this vile necromancer? He may have developed quite an advancement in the creation of undead!
So they don’t bite?
Are they contagious?
Being dead, perhaps? What about desiccants and rot? The Celephais Mage Quarterly suggests a preservative pool and weekly bathing for upkeep, but there are a lot of different zombie types.
I don’t think that’s a good idea. I know zombies, and this kind of thing never ends well.
I’d like to see some of their handiwork some time! I’ll drop by if I’m in the area.
*reluctantly sheaths machete*
Back up, burger boy. Context is everything.
That’s nice. At least they have direction and purpose. I once had a conversation with a mildly intelligent zombie, and he said that the worst thing about undeath was boredom.
How’s their corpus holding up? Make sure you keep scavengers off of them. Especially vultures. Once they get a taste for undead flesh, it’s all they’ll ever eat.
DID YOU SAY ZOMBIES!?!?!