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You know, now that I think about it… I know we got a couple of detective-themed episodes, but I don’t think we had a courtroom drama spoof episode.

Can’t say I especially craved such a thing, but I’m mildly surprised that the low-hanging opportunity to have Pinkie Pie act as an insane attorney that somehow still wins the case wasn’t taken. Probably for the best, but still.

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Sandbar (AJ): You’re getting a little better with your villain monologues.
DM: I’m honestly surprised none of you interrupted or riffed on that one. Anyway, Cozy’s all like: I’ll just build my empire somewhere else!
Yona (FS): Is this the part where we chase her?
DM: Before she can make an escape, the other students who’ve overheard this block a couple of the entrances.
Gallus (RD): ‘Bout time!
DM: The waterfall exit is obstructed by no less than the Princesses themselves, and Neighsay.
Ocellus (TS): “And Neighsay, who we were begrudgingly happy to see.”
DM: Then the skies are full of royal guard pegasi.”
Smolder (RT): Then Diamond Dogs popped out of the earth to rant at her, I must presume.
DM: Needless to say, there’s nowhere to run. She’s promptly arrested for high crimes.
Silverstream (PP): “You have the right to remain a cute pony! Any attempts to charm us with big puppy-dog eyes can and will be used against you in a court of law!”