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You can't just **PAY** some creature to be your friends!! That only works on sycophant schmucks and prostitutes! And it only gets you +__*blind*_+_ loyalty, **NOT** lifelong followers who stick up for you to the end!


 
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the newspapers talked about [spoiler]||your corpse being left in some dirty ditch after being offed by some greedy follower who wanted more outta your bulging purse!||
 
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"_*Just ask these lottery winners_* who were targeted by their greedy so-called friends!":](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a6eB0qmsWZo

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[**OH WAIT**---_*you can't!!_* **THEY'RE DEEEAAD!!*":*](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a6eB0qmsWZo)
 
 I give this performance a 0/10!

You can't just *PAY* some creature to be your friends!! That only works on sycophant schmucks and prostitutes! And it only gets you +_blind_+ loyalty, *NOT* lifelong followers who stick up for you to the end!

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the newspapers talked about [spoiler]your corpse being left in some dirty ditch after being offed by some greedy follower who wanted more outta your bulging purse![/spoiler]

"_Just ask these lottery winners_ who were targeted by their greedy so-called friends!":https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a6eB0qmsWZo

"*OH WAIT*---_you can't!!_ *THEY'RE DEEEAAD!!*":https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a6eB0qmsWZo