Page 666 - Number of the Yeast

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DM: Some time later, the train arrives in Dodge Junction, a town grown out from an old-western settlement.
Twilight Sparkle: I didn’t know there were frontier ponies! Sounds like there’s some interesting history there.
DM: Most of Equestria is long-since settled, but yes, these areas are still rather wild. Part of that’s the tradition of the ponies who live there, and part of it’s the nature of the southern land, being so close to the…
Rainbow Dash: Is this worldbuilding helping us find Applejack?
Twilight Sparkle: I suppose not.
Rarity: Now now, some of us quite enjoy these details.
Fluttershy: I… like listening to wild west stories…
Pinkie Pie: Quick! Let’s find her! I have to go!!
SFX: (ZOOOOOOM!)
DM: Uhh… Is this that ‘unnecessary dramatic tension’ you were talking about?
Pinkie Pie: Sort of! I actually need to go, so Pinkie Pie does too after the train! Just tell me what we need to roll already!
DM: It’s Streetwise again, geez!
Pinkie Pie: OKAY! <roll> Oh hey, Natural 20!
DM: …
SFX: (FLUSHHH)
Applejack (DM): Yeesh, some ponies.