Page 91 - Worldcrafter’s Lament

No matter how awesome, logical, or fun a derail may be, the DM may still mourn the loss of his or her beloved plans.

DM: I…! But you…! HOW?! WHY!? AUUUUUGH! Oh my goodness… Why oh why oh why…
Rainbow Dash: Woah, dude. You’re not… crying, are you?
Fluttershy: Gosh, do you need a moment?
Pinkie Pie: What the…
DM: You… <sigh> You win.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes?
DM: You’re absolutely right. The sixth Element of Harmony is… Magic. I don’t know how the heck you were capable of figuring that out, but… there you go.
Twilight Sparkle: And since my special talent IS magic…
DM: I GET IT. I really do. <sigh>
Twilight Sparkle: So… what now?
DM: Now? Well… I’ll tell you EXACTLY what happens now.