>>1261238p (deleted)  
Guten tag, all you untermenschen  
Prepare to fall victim to a verbal vivisection  
You degenerates are the problem and I’m the correction  
I’ll elevate the equine race to the point of perfection  
Quite frankly you’ve all made me führerious  
If you think those rhymes are decent you must be delirious  
And Zecora, get out with your shit rhymes, you’ll never matter  
Try talking shit, I’ll make your bones shatter  
Stay in the Everfree and stick to smoking poles  
Before somepony finds you riddled with bullet holes  
I spit mad rhymes while commiting hate crimes  
I use griffon bones to make windchimes  
I stick my hoof in the air and shout “Sieg heil!”  
And wipe out ziggers and griffons because that’s my style  
And if they call it fucked up I’m unapologetic  
Because I do it to preserve superior genetics  
And remember, this is the one and only Aryanne  
The only one who can step up to these rhymes is Moonman

Chrysalis I got a special one for you  
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Chrysy who you think you’re foolin  
We all know when you look at Tia you’re droolin  
There’s no way you can beat me when we’re rap duelin  
I’m smart, I’m superhuman  
You’re about as bright as -69 lumens  
I won’t stop  
Till I’ve reached mountain tops  
You’re just the janitor, here take this mop  
You’re a front line infantry, I’m spec ops

Bitches calm down its about to get real  
I suggest retreatin for i run you out on a rail  
All of you above me your rhymes are so frail  
For your lyrical crimes you ought to be put in jail  
Ask anyone who knows me, I am the damn best  
When it comes to rapping you cant pass the test  
To Dash-You’re LESBIAN  
To Rarity-Your rhymes are PEDESTRIAN  
To Applejack-Learn to speak EQUESTRIAN  
Fluttershy, how are you rappin?  
Your to meek to be speakin  
Your horrible bars stick out like a beacon  
Twilight-Stop! You raise your defenses  
Trixie-Shaddup and come to your senses  
Princesses-Stop with the incest  
I’m over here dropping bars better than  
Rhymefest  
Derpy, how’s it goin, how’s your UNICORN filly? is it just me, or does that sound silly?  
Fleur and Fancy, you seem kind of antsy  
You say their lines are like ash, you rap worse than Dash  
Zecora you oughta lay off the “potions”  
It sounds like your raps are in slooow motion  
Spike and Sweetie Belle sittin in a tree F-A-I-L-I-N-G  
Mando, man You should back off, them cops seein you and all they do is scoff  
Applebloom lay off the cider  
People care about you less that Bob from the Outsiders  
Yo Owlowiscious fly away My raps are vicious  
Gilda what are griffins?  
Aren’t they a mix of pussy and chicken?  
Lyra and Bon-Bon you’re filly foolers right  
make like a bird and take flight cuz I know you won’t fight  
Discord you claim to cause chaos, but you’re a bitch so just lay off  
Spitfire head home-You know I spit fire  
I’m like the Energizer Bunny: I never tire  
Vinyl I love ya but yo rhymes are wack  
You sound like Pinkie when she’s up on crack  
0ctavia you say you got flava but I’ll blast you like music from one of Vinyl’s rave clubs  
Berry you’ve a problem admit it  
You can’t win a rap battle when you have no wits
 
Now I hope I schooled ya  
You know I did  
Now you know your rhymes are unfit
 
Don’t worry I’ll keep your loss confidential  
Just kidding  
This will go on my list of credentials

The one with Mando almost killed me

Wait, did Derpy just win the thread?

Glorious thread is glorious

Ghostler is the boss! Boss Nigga!

i liked the Spike raps

Wait did Rainbow Dash just Bel-Air us in her first post there?