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This is the story of what happened when I was at Hot Topic a few months ago
It’s the story of how I got this Derpy Toy
It’s also the story of the first time meeting a group of haters
So….I walked into the store known as hot Topic…. and waded past the preteen girls that flood the door way as always,
I check out the men’s shirts and the Comic book related stuff and the Halloween items while looking for the pony stuff, it’s been moved along with the Aventure time items to the back
I walk around the music related stuff and approach the area where I can see a Brony Belt and hipster panties
there’s a group of teenagers, 3 dudes and 3 girls standing directly I front of the the display of Brony Merch,
when all of a sudden I see on the bottom shelf…
Vinyl Rainbow Dash! There’s a a bunch of her separate from the rest of the keychains and cards and shirts
Then behind one of them….
2 Derpy’s!!!….I grab them both
As I’m pulling them and one Dash off the shelf….
I hear one of the guys say
“My Little Pony?”
They happen to be looking at the keychains…
“It’s only for little girls and FA…”
I stand up and the dud pauses..I’m about 7 inches taller than the tallest dude in their group, they look 15 and the 2 other guys have their backs to me
….“AAANBOYS?…fan boys….I said fanboys!”
The one of the two guys instantly goes “fanboys? No only fag…” The 1st dude cuts him off by punching his arm and then I speak up
“No Go Ahead! Say it, say it to my face, call me a FAG!”
Out loud in the store holding the three boxes on one arm and the other hand clenched into a fist
Everyone in the store is now staring
I continue “you have no idea what the show is even like do you? You little punks! It’s one of the best comedy shows I’ve seen in forever! I watch it for the plot! (inside joke)
Next time you decide to insult someone make sure they aren’t nearby and don’t have inches in height on you and more inches in their pants than you”
I walk up to the counter and the girls they were with just burst out laughing and the dudes looked like they had just crapped their pants…..
the guy working the register….he put his fist out and said “Brohoof me!”
And that kids is how I got my first Brohoof from a non relative
It’s the story of how I got this Derpy Toy
It’s also the story of the first time meeting a group of haters
So….I walked into the store known as hot Topic…. and waded past the preteen girls that flood the door way as always,
I check out the men’s shirts and the Comic book related stuff and the Halloween items while looking for the pony stuff, it’s been moved along with the Aventure time items to the back
I walk around the music related stuff and approach the area where I can see a Brony Belt and hipster panties
there’s a group of teenagers, 3 dudes and 3 girls standing directly I front of the the display of Brony Merch,
when all of a sudden I see on the bottom shelf…
Vinyl Rainbow Dash! There’s a a bunch of her separate from the rest of the keychains and cards and shirts
Then behind one of them….
2 Derpy’s!!!….I grab them both
As I’m pulling them and one Dash off the shelf….
I hear one of the guys say
“My Little Pony?”
They happen to be looking at the keychains…
“It’s only for little girls and FA…”
I stand up and the dud pauses..I’m about 7 inches taller than the tallest dude in their group, they look 15 and the 2 other guys have their backs to me
….“AAANBOYS?…fan boys….I said fanboys!”
The one of the two guys instantly goes “fanboys? No only fag…” The 1st dude cuts him off by punching his arm and then I speak up
“No Go Ahead! Say it, say it to my face, call me a FAG!”
Out loud in the store holding the three boxes on one arm and the other hand clenched into a fist
Everyone in the store is now staring
I continue “you have no idea what the show is even like do you? You little punks! It’s one of the best comedy shows I’ve seen in forever! I watch it for the plot! (inside joke)
Next time you decide to insult someone make sure they aren’t nearby and don’t have inches in height on you and more inches in their pants than you”
I walk up to the counter and the girls they were with just burst out laughing and the dudes looked like they had just crapped their pants…..
the guy working the register….he put his fist out and said “Brohoof me!”
And that kids is how I got my first Brohoof from a non relative
I hate cocky teenagers that hoot their mouths off
I unpacked and assembled it immediately, and played with it for an hour - contrary to what my parents thought I’d do. They though I’d not even open it.
It now sits directly to my left near my computer, and I occasionally switch it on and watch Pinkie pilot a train on the figure-eight track.
Really, the 32X would have been fine if it were its own system. The Virtual Boy was about ten years too early, but it at least had games worth playing on it.
AND HOLY SHIT IS THAT A 32X HAT
He actually bought some 32Xs and found Derpy toys inside
then he got inspired to write a story
Was at thanksgiving dinner at my grandmas, playing mario kart wii with the 20 something year old son of my uncle when my dad mentions that I like ponies. I fell to the floor…then I found out that the lady that my uncle is dating and her son are both part of the fandom
that thing failed harder than the Virtual Boy
I went to Toyworld, went to the MLP section.
Grabbed two after some looking around, alas none of the mane 6.
Went to the counter and paid for it.
Walked out and drove home.
I hope that wasn’t to edgy for anyone.