@Background Pony #5296  
GUYS!!!

Pickle Barrel: “See? I told you they’d come.”  
Barley Barrel: “No, you didn’t.”  
Pickle Barrel: “Right, I was going to have told you they’d come.”  
Barley Barrel: “But, you didn’t.”  
Pickle Barrel: “But I don’t.”  
Barley Barrel: “Are you sure?”  
Pickle Barrel: “I was going to have told you they’d come?”  
Barley Barrel: “No.”  
Pickle Barrel: “The Subjunctive?”  
Barley Barrel: “That’s not the Subjunctive.”  
Pickle Barrel: “I don’t think the Syntax has been invented yet.”  
Barley Barrel: “It would have had to have had been.”  
Pickle Barrel: “Had to have… had been…? No, that can’t be right…”

Caution, Grimdark?…  
“Pa! Pa! It’s dem’ colored ponies gain’!”

“Oh great and magnificent Rainbow Dash, we’re not worthy of being in your presence.”

THAT’S RIGHT!! Scurry back like the little nasty urchins you are to your mommy and daddy!!

Reminds me of a very old joke I saw in a very old cartoon…  
A sign reading “You are now leaving Technicolor”

Abandon thread