Oh shoot

After finding the beans:  

Hello sir. Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the forest not burning down?

@Goddess Erosia  
That’s right. Human bean juice. Ha ha. </rorshach>

@Alaganasaur  
Yeah. They’re just forest guardians out lookin for /BEANS/

Native Americans claim the white walking pants are actually just forest guardians. They’re pretty chill. They like trees and mushrooms. Nothing malicious about them.

НИХУЯ СЕ 200 АПВОТАВ  
СТАС ЧИ ШО ВЫТВОРИЛ ПИЗДЭЦ

relatable

@TJPones  
But they’re just Homestar Runners.

The more I see this, the more I want TJ to make another with the “Yeet demons” just strolling through Ponyville.

@TJPones  
Conveniently moving up there soon, I’ll keep my eyes out for two-legged Twi’s.

@1984strat  
You can’t just deep fry all the memes.

@Ninji  
You’ve got a hankerin’ for a few rounds of Dr. Robotnik’s Mean Bean Machine?

When I’m up at 2am looking for beans it usually means something else.

Bruh moment

wa la
 

@Cyborg_pony  
It’s also how hoaxes work, since they thrive on being physically obscured in order to make thing look more real/scary than they are.

@Meanlucario  
Usually the scariest things are what you can’t see or tell what it is.

@TJPones  
Unless they have it on good film, at a close shot and in good lighting, I doubt there’s anything to fear.

Everyone in Fresno is a nightcrawler. In downtown, anyway :3

oh no I am humn bean

The Fresno Nightcrawlers are very silly I admit it but id be lying if I said they didn’t scare me a little

@Legioner8  
That’s kind of spoopy.
 
I’m trying to guess what it might be.
 
Modern night vision security cameras use infrared floodlight illumination, usually via infrared LEDs. They are always monochrome, and what the camera perceives as lighter in color is things that reflect more IR light. Darker areas reflect less. When a person or animal turns its head toward the camera, in such a camera the eyes almost always appear luminous because the retinas of mammals and birds tend to reflect IR pretty well.
 
And then we get into different types of fabric and different dyes reflecting more or less IR, and during the Cold War there were even experiments with printing camouflage patterns in IR dyes on military uniforms to make the wearer harder to see with the night vision systems that existed at the time–but that’s another story for another day.
 
On the other hand, it’s difficult to tell the difference just by looking at it from footage taken with thermal imaging gear that is set to monochrome + white=hot. But that is outside the budget of most homeowners, and supposedly the “Fresno Nightcrawlers” were seen on relatively inexpensive home security cameras, not military grade gear.
 
I think it looks like people in some kind of costumes. I’m thinking super long pants over a pair of stilts. That’s my guess.