@laofuzi  

 
Thorax: Until you’ve pay back all the taxpayer money, You will not be allowed to leave this kingdom or attend anymore diplomatic meetings until your punishment is up.
 
Pharynx: But..
 
Thorax: NO BUTS!

Thorax: THERE YOU ARE!! Where in Equestria have YOU’VE been??!! I’ve been worried sick of you! You were SUPPOSED to be back 2 hours ago for a meeting at the hive!!
 
Pharynx: OOOhhhh, just—thought I should take a stroll around the exotic streets…aaannd I lost track of time
 
Thorax: You BETTER not be wasting all our taxpayer money on that crazy place with all the dancing and frisky females!
 
Pharynx: They’re called gentlecolt clubs, imbecile! And NOOO!! I PROMISE to you ALL the hive’s changedlings I wouldn’t be doing that sorta crazy adventure anymore!!
 
Thorax: Well, if you’re not that busy right now, I suggest you come back to the hive WITH ME for an important TALK! Unless you wanna bear wrestle with me again! Remember how I chewed off that exoskeleton the LAST time you tried to resist!
 
Pharynx: OOFF COOUURRSSEE NOOOOTT!! Why would I ever do something so rash like THAT ever again??!! I’m practically already reformed already!!
 
Reppy (an escort mare): HEY, BUGBOY! Are we gonna do the whole night-stand off back at the hotel or WHAT??!!
 
(Thorax menacingly stares at Pharynx with uttermost discontent)
 
Pharynx: Uuuuhhhhhh, she’s my wrestling coach??
 
@AzriBoss
 
OR he could just use his changedling powers and NOT waste that cheap cr&p from Moondancer’s lab!

He using invisible spary lasted in 1 minutes

@TheKman100  
Works just fine with a changeling though.

Eh… the joke doesn’t really work for an antlered individual.