@Wryte  
You should go see a doctor, dude. I’m kinda worried about your mental health.

If Pinkie’s mane hadn’t been cut, the offending hair would have gotten in her eyes while in the Canterlot Archives. This would have caused her to be constantly blowing the foul strand away, altering her search pattern when looking for time spells as her gaze would have directed mostly up at the stubborn follicle. Pinkie thus would not have found the spell allowing Twilight to return to the past to deliver a warning to herself, causing a paradox as her past self no longer had impetus to go through any of the events leading them to that moment. The episode’s timeline would have then become doomed and ceased to exist, or indeed, to have ever existed, leaving us with an episode about what Twilight had originally planned to do that week: boring meetings and uneventful social events with no conflict or drama, calling to mind the insipidness of previous pony gens in the minds of us bronies. Our confidence in the show lost, many of us would have stopped watching the show, causing the ratings and product sales to drop, making FiM appear to be a dying brand. Hasbro would then have tossed the IP to a B team of writers and animators unable to do the show justice, eventually resulting in its cancellation shortly after the season 3 premiere, thus bringing an end to Equestria.
 
Duh.

It prevented Pinkie’s hairstyle reaching critical mass. Had her hair grown much further, it would have collapsed in on itself, sucking in all candy and cakes within a radius of one light year.

M.A.LARSON HAS SPOKEN!

Welp, I don’t get it.

Why do I have a feeling that he’s just trolling us, mocking the fandom’s obsessive overanalization habits?

A creator agrees! Overanalyzing IS fun!

M.A. Larson is best jimmy-rustler.

uhhhh…explain

DAM IT xD

wut

Well SHIT  
What kind of bronies are we?