RD: B-But how could she? That was my FAVORITE cloud…
 
RD: I spent so much hiding it from the other weatherponies.
 
TS: Rainbow, your favorite cloud… *sigh*… is over there. You know the one with the strobe lights and “20% ‘KLOUDZ ‘E’ ERR’” spray painted on the side in big green neon glow-in-the-dark letters and the fog horn, that hoofdamned fog horn.
 
RD: Oh hey! Thanks egghead! I guess I just got confused a little. I mean that are clouds and sometimes they tend to look all alike even to a professional like me. Uh… I didn’t mean anything about them looking alike. I’m not racist, in fact I like clouds. I work with many cloud and my favorite napping spot is a cloud.. I only sleep on cloud. I’m NOT like that barn Applejack built. I’m never agree with that structure. Hey egghead! Where’d ya go? Probably to the book shelving factory market thing she stalks around in all night. Ha typical Rarity… uh I mean Twilight. Sorry, You unicorns all look alike. So, it’s not my fault non-unis can’t tell you hornheads apart. Hey what’s this groundwalker doing on my favorite cloud. UGH! There goes the sky! Mare! I just can get away from this groundhoofers! Hey! Applejack! WAKE UP! Don’t you got some plants to hoof or a tree to bite!
 
The Latest News: Mare yells racist slurs at cloud over Ponyville.
 
TS: Well, you sleep if Rainbow doesn’t get 26 hours of sleep a day… she goes crazy. Yes, I know there are only 24 hours in a day, however, my research clearly points to the undeniable fact that somehow someway Rainbow Dash has managed to squeeze two whole hours extra into place every day. I’m studying this temporal anomaly at top priority because just imagine what I could do with two, TWO, extra hours a day. OH, the books I could read! The reshelving I could conduct. Haha, they don’t call me ‘Bookhorse’ for anything. In fact, I hav-
 
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