@Dirty Bit  
I also like what he says when he’s talking to Ponsonby not long after he met him.
 
Crypto: What’s shakin’, Ponsy?
 
Crypto: This ain’t just a social call is it?
 
Ponsonby: I’m afraid not. I’m relieved to see you sir; the Soviets appear to be up to some mischief.
 
Crypto: What kind of “mischief” are we talkin’ about? cuz if she says she’s 18, you can’t just call her a liar.
 
hahaha that one went right over my head when I was a kid along with like 90% of the other jokes in the series.

@Dirty Bit  
Yeah that was a good one too haha.

@Creepermin3
 
Those were hilarious. I also liked the accept quote to that one idol mission
 
“Alright, let’s get religious! Hallelujah~!”

@Creepermin3  
I’d say one of my favorite moments with Crypto is when he randomly yells out “Steve!” after blowing something up during one of the missions.

@Derpyfan
 
Same friend here’s a list of my favorite Cryptosporidium quotes.
 
favorite Crypto quotes list:
 
“now don’t get mad get sadistic”
 
“I’m a freakin’ SUPERNOVA, papa’s got a brand new bag!”
 
“Surely you don’t mean those foul smelling gas bags beyond the fence? but their covered in nipples!”
 
“uuuhhh… My head feels like Tiny Tim just whacked me with a ukelele. what happened”
 
“Ludovico Treatment, huh? Maybe you didn’t notice you dumb plagiarist, but I DON’T HAVE EYELIDS! HEY PONSY! BURGESS AND KUBRICK ARE ON THE PHONE THEY WANT THEIR PLOT DEVICE BACK!”

I remember that boss battle. Good times.

Fuck yes I loved these games